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    Life everyday at it's fullest 100% adrenaline If I die, at least I had the feeling I was living ;)

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    Posted by 0497335119 - August 5th, 2009


    Nationality :

    Three women - a German, a Jew and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
    After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
    The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it!

    Suicide:

    Why did Hitler kill himself?
    The Jews sent him a gas bill!

    Jews

    Why is the rhinoceros jealous of Jews?
    Jews have bigger noses.

    Difference:

    What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
    Boyscouts come back from their camps!

    Planet

    What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
    'Jewpiter

    100jews

    How do you get 100 jews into a car?
    Throw a quarter in it.
    How do you get them out again?
    Tell them Hilter is driving.

    How many ??

    How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
    54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray !

    A parrot ^^

    Abe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to see what they have. The assistant shows him a parrot and says, "This one is very special - it speaks English and Yiddish perfectly."
    Abe is a little incredulous, so he asks the parrot: "Is it true you can speak Yiddish?"

    The parrot shrugs and says, "With a nose like this, what do you think?"

    Taxi:

    A taxi driver is taking a Jew down a hill. Suddenly the driver screams, "The brakes are gone!" The Jew screams, "Stop the meter!"

    Jewish shop:

    Abe walks into the local tavern and sees his friend Moishe sitting at the bar. He puts his hand to his heart and says: "Oy vey, Moishe! I'm so sorry to hear about your shop burning down."
    Moishe shakes his head and whispers, "Shhh, not so loud. That's next week."

    Erection:

    Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
    A: He breaks his nose.

    SANTA JEW

    Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney, wakes the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

    Big noze ???

    Q: Why do jews have big nozes ?
    A: Because air is free xD

    Porn movies:

    Q: Why do Jews like to watch porn movies in reverse?
    A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

    MONEY!

    Q: Why are synagogues circular?
    A: So the jews can't hide in the corner when the collection plate goes around.

    HAIL !


    Posted by 0497335119 - July 28th, 2009


    This is the surface/landscape of the planet where the creatures live on

    if you look closely i made perspective this time and i did my very best on this background some of the creatures have buttsex this time.
    the plants look differnt from earth the red plant thing has a weird huge size (there's alot of sperm in it)
    there's 3 orange-yellow dildo's on it creatures sometimes lick these dildo's on the plant because it's cold they lick it until there comes a hole out of this asshole some pink HIII111-substance comes out.
    the plant is in the desert
    i also added a potato (not very dangerous) a flood of pink salad substance, some fat kid looking creature.

    Mongolits buttsex surface


    Posted by 0497335119 - July 7th, 2009


    Here is the brother of Majo : Luiji !!!!

    Anyone who pretends this art is his and isn't mine is gay , I have copyright ! ^^

    Luiji , brother of my invention ... Majo !!!


    Posted by 0497335119 - December 9th, 2008


    Sorry guys; due to a lot of demands on netlog, facebook and others I won't be able to accept all of you, If you want to be added on my friend list on one of these, or other sites, pm me on that site and I'll accept you , thanks for the respect but I can't add anyone for my reputation outside the internet, who isn't really screwed up :)

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    Posted by 0497335119 - August 8th, 2008


    I'll be leaving the country for some time , but sure will be back ! Here are some videos to watch for during my absence , good day to all ....

    -DM Kamikaze-

    ACHMED'S JINGLE BOMBS !

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    HARRY POTTER 6 OFFICIAL TRAILER !

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    FAT GUY SPLITS POOL !

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    AND OF COURSE A BONUS !

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viD7w4B oQnE

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    Posted by 0497335119 - August 5th, 2008


    Hilarious torpedo failure xD

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    Posted by 0497335119 - June 7th, 2008


    I will survive !

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    Posted by 0497335119 - October 4th, 2007


    No , this is not a joke , I can't post on NG because of the .mp3 format but I can sent it to you by mail

    There's just one thing I want : my name in the authorlist !!!

    D.J. K@m!k@z3


    Posted by 0497335119 - September 25th, 2007


    Somebody you knew died ? BELIEVE ME ? HE'S TO A BETTER PLACE NOW !!!!

    RIP


    Posted by 0497335119 - September 25th, 2007


    nice , close up from downstairs :p

    -_- LOL -_-